In a newly released book, Paris Hilton disappears - from the headlines, that is. Similar treatment is dealt Britney Spears, Prince Harry and all other flashy targets of intense media scrutiny, in a book designed to bring the real issues back to our intoxicated national conscience.

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If you thought that Paris Hilton is sleeping alone now that she has gone on a self-imposed year long sex ban, well you better think again, for she now shares her bed with her pet monkey.

Despite reports to the contrary, it seems partying heiress Paris Hilton doesn't go clubbing enough.

Socialite heiress Paris Hilton is unhappy with her raunchy reputation and adds that she likes to stay at home and watch TV.

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton held her only official Sydney media engagement on New Year's Day, naming Jaime Wright the face of Bondi Blonde beer.

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton seems to be pretty wise with her pennies, by 'forgetting' to pay a $9.80 bill at a Sydney Cafe, where she made a short halt.....

Paris Hilton loves the limelight. However, while in the land Down Under, she apparently decided to try out the incognito experience....

It seems Paris Hilton and the newly single, Travis Barker, are planning to take their friendship to the next level, for they have reportedly been spotted canoodling and caressing each other's necks, shoulders, and chests at Manhattan club Marque.

As the evening at Sir Richard Branson's Oxfordshire estate progressed to celebrate his son's 21st birthday bash, it saw one of its 300 guests Paris Hilton nursing her bruised ago, after falling victim to an elaborate practical prank set up by the host himself.

Although socialite Paris Hilton dismissed her DUI arrest on Thursday morning as "nothing", her rep insists she's taking it seriously.

Heiress Paris Hilton dodged her own movie release party, showing up at Hyde in Hollywood wearing a wig after being charged with drunk driving earlier that day.

She may have vowed to stay celibate for a whole 12 months, but it seems that one thing hotel heiress Paris Hilton hadnt counted on before she made her pledge, was her raging sex hormones.

Heiress Paris Hilton blew a .008 blood alcohol content after being arrested in Hollywood and was charged with driving under the influence.

Paris Hilton's album "Paris" has only sold 75,000 copies in its first week on the shelves and British guerrilla artist Banksy decided to add insult to injury.

Her song Stars are Blind may be a hit, but it seems aspiring singer Paris Hiltons debut music album is not going to help her break into the music biz.

While big socialite Paris Hilton is eagerly looking forward to blast into space, her expedition may not be all funfilled, for she will have to wear 'diapers' because there aren't loos on the shuttle.

"Celebetting" -- WagerWeb.com posted a fresh round of celebrity odds asking customers to predict which celebrity from the list would be the next to be arrested and charged with a DUI. Bettors currently favor Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reid and Paris Hilton.

Paris Hilton and her beloved Chihuahua Tinkerbell will soon be travelling the length and breadth of America on a mission. Their target - to find the cutest puppy in the US.

Multi-talented socialite Paris Hilton, had reportedly turned down a chance to sing the super hit song Dont Cha, before it was taken over by The Pussycat Dolls.

Paris Hilton and Julian Lennon may be super rich stars, but when it comes to tipping, they are certainly not generous.

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton who recently vowed she would stay single for a year to focus on her career, has apparently got into a romantic mood again, for she says the most passionate thing a man can do is disclose his feelings in an old-fashioned love letter.